Official Campaign Website · 2026 Municipal Election

Remy for Mayor

The humans had their chance.
Vote for a good boy instead.

Great Pyrenees · 100 lbs · Cannot Be Bribed
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Remy the Great Pyrenees
Remy · Great Pyrenees · Candidate for Mayor
Why Remy?

Finally, a Candidate With Nothing to Hide

Is Your Mayor in Bed with Lobbyists? They don't fit in Remy's bed.
Tired of Politicians Getting Caught Red Handed? Remy doesn't even have hands.
The Humans Had Their Chance. Vote for a good boy instead.
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The Platform

Real Reform for Real People

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End Backroom Deals

Every city contract will be awarded through open, competitive bidding. Remy will sit in on all procurement meetings and bark loudly if anything seems fishy. He has an excellent nose.

"If you wouldn't do it in front of a 100-lb dog, maybe don't do it." Remy's campaign manager

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Radical Budget Transparency

Every line item, every expense, every lunch receipt, published online within 48 hours. Remy cannot read spreadsheets but he will be photographed next to them as a symbolic gesture of oversight.

"Sunlight is the best disinfectant. So is a Great Pyrenees staring at you." — My Grandpa

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Lobbyist Reform

No registered lobbyist may enter City Hall without Remy's approval. Remy will evaluate each lobbyist based on vibes, smell, and whether they seem like they're up to something. He is rarely wrong.

"In our experience, the corrupt ones always seem nervous around dogs." — Craig, city hall security

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Parks & Public Spaces

Remy strongly supports parks, particularly large ones with open fields. This is one area where his personal interests and the public interest are completely aligned and we see no conflict whatsoever.

"Finally, a mayor with skin in the game." — Lisa, city parks enthusiast

The Anti-Corruption Pledge

What Remy Will Never Do

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